Jason
22
Cincinnati
President of the UC Quidditch League
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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Me: Hi I'd like a cappuccino please.
Starbucks Barista: Sure thing. Can I take your name please?
Me: I am Daenerys Stormborn of the house Targaryen
Me: Mother of Dragons, the Unburnt, the Silver Queen, Mysha, the Child of Three, the Dragon Queen, Bride of Fire, Slayer of Lies, Daughter of Death, Mother, the Silver Lady
Me: Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms
Me: Princess of Dragonstone, Khaleesi of the Dothraki and of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Shackles, Queen of Meeren
Barista:
Me:
Barista:
Me:
Barista: So can I just-?
Me: Daeny.
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(Source: its-your-little-things-1d)
this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
(Source: hanksworkshop)
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
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